Looking for a job?

You must be desperate.

We’re not hiring. And honestly, we’re doing just fine without you. If you’re hoping for a position, save your energy, there’s nothing here but sarcasm and products you probably don’t even deserve.. Maybe go and find something more productive to do, like reconsider your life choices.

When we need help (which is never), we’ll let you know. Until then, enjoy our stuff... or don’t. We really couldn’t care less.