Privacy Policy

Welcome to Bleak&Wild (the “Site”), where we sell sarcasm, not solutions. Your privacy is important to us, even if you’re just here to laugh at life’s absurdities. This policy outlines how we handle your information, what we do with it (spoiler: nothing creepy), and how you can keep your data safe. By visiting our Site, you’re agreeing to the terms below. Don’t worry, it’s not as scary as it sounds.

1. What Information We Collect

When you interact with us, we may collect the following:

  • Personal Information: Name, email address, shipping address, phone number (only if you want us to call you, which we probably won’t).

  • Payment Information: We process payments through third-party services like Stripe and PayPal. We don’t keep your credit card details, because frankly, we don’t want that responsibility.

  • Device Information: Like most websites, we collect your IP address, browser type, and what brought you to our little corner of the internet. This helps us improve the Site and make sure it’s running smoothly.

2. How We Use Your Information

We use your information to:

  • Process Orders: So you can get your posters, mugs, or whatever darkly humorous thing you bought.

  • Send Emails: News, updates, exclusive deals, or just a quick note to remind you we exist.

  • Improve Our Site: Because no one likes a slow website.

We’re not here to spam you. If you subscribe to our newsletter, it’ll be because you chose to. And if you ever decide you’re over it, you can unsubscribe at any time. No hard feelings.

3. Sharing Your Information

We don’t sell your information. Ever. We’re here to sell posters, not your data.

However, we do share your info with trusted third parties to help run the business:

  • Payment Processors: Stripe, PayPal, etc.

  • Shipping Providers: To make sure your stuff gets to you.

  • Analytics Services: Like Google Analytics, to help us figure out how many people are actually visiting the Site.

These services have their own privacy policies. We suggest you check them out if you’re curious.

4. Your Rights

Depending on where you live, you may have the right to:

  • Access Your Data: Want to know what we have on file? Just ask.

  • Correct Your Data: If something’s wrong, let us know.

  • Delete Your Data: Feel like disappearing? We’ll respect that.

To exercise any of these rights, email us at bleakandwild@gmail.com. We’ll respond as soon as we can — unless Derek (our robot vacuum) gets in the way.

5. Cookies Policy

We use cookies (not the edible kind) to make your experience better. They help us:

  • Remember What’s in Your Cart: Because we know you’re busy.

  • Understand How You Use the Site: So we can improve it.

If you don’t want cookies, you can adjust your browser settings. But fair warning: the Site might not work perfectly without them.

6. Security

We take security seriously. We use encryption and other techy things to keep your information safe. But let’s be real: no system is 100% foolproof. So, while we’ll do our best, we can’t promise there won’t ever be a breach. If the apocalypse comes, it won’t be our fault.

7. Changes to This Policy

We might update this policy from time to time. If we do, we’ll post the updated version here. We won’t bombard you with emails about it, though. Check back every once in a while if you’re curious.

8. Contact Us

Questions, concerns, or just want to say hi? Reach out to us at bleakandwild@gmail.com.

Thanks for trusting us with your info. We’ll treat it with respect — because, honestly, life’s too bleak to do otherwise.