Terms & Conditions

Welcome to Bleak&Wild (the "Site")! We’re thrilled you’re here, even if it’s out of sheer boredom or existential dread. Before you go any further, let’s cover the ground rules. This isn’t the most exciting read, but hey, it’s important. By using our Site, you agree to these terms. If you don’t, feel free to exit and enjoy your day — we won’t take it personally (much).

1. The Basics

Bleak&Wild is a UK-based online store that sells darkly humorous posters, mugs, and other delightful reminders that life is weird. The Site is owned and operated by us (Bleak&Wild). When we say "we," "our," or "us," we mean the whole chaotic team behind this venture.

When you use our Site, you’re agreeing to:

  • Not Steal Our Stuff: That includes our designs, images, and content. We worked hard on it, so don’t be a jerk.

  • Be a Decent Human: No spamming, hacking, or otherwise ruining the experience for others.

2. Ordering from Us

a. Placing an Order

When you place an order on our Site, you’re agreeing to buy something from us (obviously). Once your order is confirmed, we’ll send you an email with all the details.

b. Payment

We accept major credit cards and PayPal. Payments are processed securely via trusted third-party providers. We don’t store your payment details because that sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

c. Prices

All prices are listed in GBP (£) and include applicable taxes. Prices are subject to change because the government keeps hiking them up, and we have to keep up.

3. Shipping & Delivery

We aim to ship your order quickly, but we’re human (and occasionally distracted). Our estimated delivery times are just that — estimates. If your order is late, feel free to shake your fist at the sky and mutter something dramatic. Then, contact us at bleakandwild@gmail.com, and we’ll sort it out.

a. International Shipping

We ship worldwide, but please note that shipping times and fees vary depending on where you live. Import duties and taxes may apply — unfortunately, we don’t control that.

4. Returns & Refunds

a. Can I Return My Stuff?

Yes, but with conditions. If your item arrives damaged or isn’t what you expected, contact us within 14 days of receiving it. We’ll make it right, whether that means a replacement, refund, or just a heartfelt apology.

b. What’s Not Returnable?

  • Customized items (because you asked for it).

  • Digital products (once it’s downloaded, it’s yours forever).

  • Items that show signs of significant use, damage, or wear beyond what’s reasonable for inspection (we’re talking coffee stains, tears, or anything that looks like it’s been through an emotional breakdown) are not eligible for a return.

5. Intellectual Property

Everything you see on our Site — designs, images, logos, and text — belongs to us. You’re welcome to admire it, share it, and even buy it, but don’t claim it as your own. If you want to use our content for something, ask first at bleakandwild@gmail.com.

6. Limitation of Liability

We’re here to sell posters, not solve life’s problems. While we’ll do our best to provide a great experience, we’re not responsible for:

  • Your internet connection.

  • Your interpretation of our humor.

  • Any existential crises triggered by our products.

In legal terms: We’re not liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages that result from using our Site.

7. Privacy Policy

We care about your privacy. You can find our full Privacy Policy here.

8. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms & Conditions from time to time. When we do, we’ll post the new version here. It’s your responsibility to check back occasionally. If you keep using the Site after the update, you’re agreeing to the new terms. Simple as that.

9. Contact Us

If you have questions about these terms, or just want to say hi, reach out to us at bleakandwild@gmail.com. We love hearing from you — unless it’s spam, in which case, Derek (our robot vacuum) will handle it.

Thanks for reading (or at least skimming) our Terms & Conditions. We appreciate you being here, and we hope you find something that makes you laugh — even if it’s just these terms.